{"product_id":"milf-n-cookies-trucker-hat","title":"MILF N Cookies - Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustom Trucker Hat – Cover That Head, You Filthy Animal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e ** Does not include pearl hat chain. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTired of boring hats that say nothing about your chaotic brilliance? Slap your sass, class, or crass right onto a custom trucker hat and strut your stuff like the spicy legend you are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Goods:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eClassic mesh-back trucker hat: breathable like your last situationship\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eAdjustable snapback: one size fits your big ol’ personality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eEmbroidered or printed—because we don’t judge your style (or your life choices)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTons of colors, because beige is for boring people\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake It Naughty (Or Nice… ish):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e1.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePick your hat color\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e—yes, black goes with everything, but live a little.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e2.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose embroidery or print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e (like tattoos for your hat, but less commitment).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e3.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt checkout, spill the tea in the notes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhat you want it to say or show (text, logo, inside joke, hot mess slogan)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFont\/style (sleek, snarky, stripper-chic—you name it)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhere it goes (front, side, back—be strategic, people)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThread\/print color (go loud or go home)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e4.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWe’ll send you a digital proof for approval, because consent is sexy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eNeed a bunch for your bridal squad, biker gang, or questionable friend group? Slide into our DMs—we love a scandalous bulk order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nauti Noggins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42777465258053,"sku":"","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0618\/2001\/0565\/files\/Photoroom_20250518_105104_788645ba-db00-4ccf-95c0-c29dbd1b62e7.jpg?v=1747921935","url":"https:\/\/nautinoggins.myshopify.com\/products\/milf-n-cookies-trucker-hat","provider":"Nauti Noggins","version":"1.0","type":"link"}