{"product_id":"trucker-hat-mama-softball-lightning-bolt-copy","title":"Trucker Hat -  \"Small Penis Club\"","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody',serif;\"\u003eCustom Trucker Hat – Cover That Head, You Filthy Animal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0in; font-width: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTired of boring hats that say nothing about your chaotic brilliance? Slap your sass, class, or crass right onto a custom trucker hat and strut your stuff like the spicy legend you are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0in; font-width: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0in; font-width: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody',serif;\"\u003eThe Goods:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"font-width: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; margin: 0in 0in 0in 27.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eClassic mesh-back trucker hat: breathable like your last situationship\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"font-width: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; margin: 0in 0in 0in 27.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eAdjustable snapback: one size fits your big ol’ personality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"font-width: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; margin: 0in 0in 0in 27.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSublimated—because we don’t judge your style (or your life choices)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"font-width: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; margin: 0in 0in 0in 27.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e            \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTons of colors, because beige is for boring people\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\" style=\"font-width: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; 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